It was Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the lead pipe, according to the sergeant-at-arms, although it was not a private matter, it is a major concern. There will certainly be corporal punishment involved, and a general review of the case. In any event, he was the captain of his own fate, and even the Lieutenant investigating the crime agreed.
Now that I have that out of my system, let me get to the real announcement.
As of today, I will be "blogging" three to four times a week, rather than the daily post that I have been doing.
I set myself an ambitious goal when I decided to write a post every day; when I began this sojourn back in January, I had no idea how much work was involved to write something clever and witty on a daily basis, especially when you have other responsibilities as well.
Anyway, to all my loyal followers, thank you for being there with me, how ever often that might be. I'll ask that you check out the Pope periodically, as I don't have a schedule for WHICH three or four days a week that I'll post news of the All John All The Time World Church, or of the Harley Dog's and my travels all over the Galaxy and all the other silliness that you've read here in the last two months. And I'll still put a reminder on Facebook that I've written something on the day I post a new "essay", so you should still be able to keep track of your Pope, his Dog and all the crazies in the AJATTWC and the world around us.
You guys are all right, I don't what your various ex's- say.
Love and silliness,
PJTT
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WELCOME TO THE BLOG OF POPE JOHN THE TALL, LEADER OF THE ALL JOHN ALL THE TIME WORLD CHURCH
******PLEASE NOTE******
(Notice I said please.)
To those of you who are new to "the Pope" and the "AJATTWC", the following various posts are the official communications of yours truly, Pope John The Tall, or as I'm known in many circles, PJTT.
I aspired to the position of Pope of the AJATTWC several years ago, after the Roman Catholics elected Joseph Ratzinger, a German Cardinal, as their Pope; I figured if he could do it, so could I.
Despite what would seem to be a "religious" theme, I try not to play favorites: I'm satirical/irreverent about everything, in an attempt to give my readers a few yucks; that is the goal. If I haven't made you laugh, well, I tried, and I hope I'm given an "A" for the effort. (Or at least a really solid "C".)
I further hope that my faithful readers (all several of them) and any of you who wander in from the cold of the Internet, will derive much solace and spiritual awakening from my timeless prose, and, as I so often refer to it, the "soothing balm of Johnism"; if you don't, how sad for you, because I'm a pretty funny guy. (My daughter tells me, regularly, that I'm "silly"; I suspect that she's right.)
Please note that everything on my blog is meant to be fun, and in no way insulting to anyone, unless of course you're a politician, then you can assume I intended to insult you. (Hey, it goes with the job, guys; if you can't take the heat, then the harder they fall.)
Never mind.
Anyway, welcome and thanks for stopping by; please feel free to peruse to your heart's content (there is a large archive of my past posts, going back several hundred years, in the right-hand column), and please be sure to make a large donation at the door as you leave. (It's tax-deductible.)
Speaking of leaving, as I make my exit, and probably none too soon, here's something from the Book of Excretions, Apollo 13: Dodgers 6...
"Blessed are the lazy, for although they don't accomplish much, they're well rested."
Enjoy. (Or don't, it's still a free country. It is still a free country, isn't it? They haven't changed that as far as I know, have they?)
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