WELCOME TO THE BLOG OF POPE JOHN THE TALL, LEADER OF THE ALL JOHN ALL THE TIME WORLD CHURCH

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(Notice I said please.)

To those of you who are new to "the Pope" and the "AJATTWC", the following various posts are the official communications of yours truly, Pope John The Tall, or as I'm known in many circles, PJTT.

I aspired to the position of Pope of the AJATTWC several years ago, after the Roman Catholics elected Joseph Ratzinger, a German Cardinal, as their Pope; I figured if he could do it, so could I.

Despite what would seem to be a "religious" theme, I try not to play favorites: I'm satirical/irreverent about everything, in an attempt to give my readers a few yucks; that is the goal. If I haven't made you laugh, well, I tried, and I hope I'm given an "A" for the effort. (Or at least a really solid "C".)

I further hope that my faithful readers (all several of them) and any of you who wander in from the cold of the Internet, will derive much solace and spiritual awakening from my timeless prose, and, as I so often refer to it, the "soothing balm of Johnism"; if you don't, how sad for you, because I'm a pretty funny guy. (My daughter tells me, regularly, that I'm "silly"; I suspect that she's right.)

Please note that everything on my blog is meant to be fun, and in no way insulting to anyone, unless of course you're a politician, then you can assume I intended to insult you. (Hey, it goes with the job, guys; if you can't take the heat, then the harder they fall.)

Never mind.

Anyway, welcome and thanks for stopping by; please feel free to peruse to your heart's content (there is a large archive of my past posts, going back several hundred years, in the right-hand column), and please be sure to make a large donation at the door as you leave. (It's tax-deductible.)

Speaking of leaving, as I make my exit, and probably none too soon, here's something from the Book of Excretions, Apollo 13: Dodgers 6...

"Blessed are the lazy, for although they don't accomplish much, they're well rested."

Enjoy. (Or don't, it's still a free country. It is still a free country, isn't it? They haven't changed that as far as I know, have they?)





Sunday, April 17, 2011

A Lazy Sunday Morning (And I'm Not Doing The Pope Today)

Its around 9:00am on Sunday, 4/17, and its my favorite kind of weekend day; its sunny, the temperature here in the infamous San Fernando Valley is in the low 70's and there's a nice breeze "blowing warm, out of the South, over my shoulder" (thank you, David Crosby). I've been baking since early this morning (hey, just because I'm the Pope Dude of the All John All The Time World Church doesn't mean I have a huge staff of folks to look after my every need, say like Oprah Winfrey, who I suspect has a person on her staff whose sole duty is to wipe Oprah's nose when it runs), so, yeah, I was baking blueberry muffins (from a mix, I'm no Emeril Lagasse).

Well, I'm done baking and the Lakers/Hornets game doesn't start until 12:30pm, so I've got some time to use to come up with a post for today, but you know what?

It's just too nice a day to sit at my desk and play Pope; I'm gonna' go wash the Popemobile. And I suspect Harley will continue to guard the front balcony, as he has been doing for the last several hours. Besides, I just heard from my consigliore that the Bored of Elders of the AJATTWC has plans to send HD and I off into the stratosphere someplace on on some kind of urgent Church business next week, so the days off may be few and far between for a while.

And hey, even God rested on the seventh day.

You guys enjoy the rest of your weekend.

Love and leisure,

PJTT

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